[1] Red wine stains: Out! (Photos © Madame Paulette).

[2] Coffee stains: Out! (Plus a dozen or more other stain types: all out!)

[3] There are five single-use kits in each order.

If you have friends like us, here’s a welcome holiday gift.

Who are “friends like us?” We are the less-coordinated people who are always dropping and spilling food and drink on ourselves, when we eat.

We are the friends who are chagrined when, despite our best efforts, see the food end up on our clothing instead of the napkin.

The friends who wish for a solution.

We have three solutions:

 
Here’s an article on removing stains when you have no special aids.
 
 
WHO IS MADAME PAULETTE?

Madame Paulette is America’s finest dry cleaner, specializing in custom couture and other precious garments.

Companies such as Bergdorf Goodman, Carolina Herrera, Hermes, and Vera Wang; and individual clients such as including Anna Wintour, Barbara Walters, Kelly Ripa and Sting, all depend on Madame Paulette for superb care of their garments.

The company also does restoration work, counting among its projects Coco Chanel creations from the 1930s, Joe DiMaggio’s original baseball jersey and Princess Diana’s gowns.
 
 
NOW, A KIT FOR HOME USE

You, too, can benefit from the expertise of Madame Paulette.

The company offers the Madame Paulette Professional Stain Removal Kit, easily portable in a pocket or purse (photo #3).

It uses Madame Paulette’s patented process and proprietary formulas to remove stains.

Different stain removal packets treat different stains. Each packet contains a wipe with the specific stain removal formula, an absorbent cloth to place under the stain, and a rinsing cloth to remove the solution.

When the solution dries, you’ll never know a stain was there.

You can remove:

 
The kit also works on other stains, such as blood, ink, makeup and perspiration; and it works on the most delicate fabrics.

You can see videos here.

Here’s more information. Get yours at StainKit.com, for $29.99.

Here’s a luxurious gift for yourself or for a coffee-loving friend or family member.

Difference Coffee is a premier delivery program that sells the finest-coffee capsules in the world. The capsules are compatible with Nespresso machines.

The company was created after the entrepreneurial founder bought a Nespresso machine.

After tasting all the different Nespresso capsules, he wanted something more. He felt that, good as Nespresso coffee might be, there was something better to be had.

He decided to pursue small artisan growers, those with the terroir and attention to their crops that larger enterprises, that were not pursued by companies the size of Nespresso.

In fact, the total crop size of some of these artisan coffees is just 50 pounds a year!

Understandably, these are not inexpensive capsules. They are rare coffees you will not find anywhere else.

Different lots are priced according to the auction price of the coffee. You may pay two or three times the price of a Nespresso capsule.

But that can still be less than what you would pay for an [not-as-good] espresso at a café or restaurant.

In fact, the capsules are used in some of the world’s finest restaurants, including 30 with Michelin stars. It has been selected by the most revered chefs, including Sat Bains, Alain Passard, Anne-Sophie Pic and Guy Savoy.

And keep in mind: You don’t need to use Difference Coffee for your four cups a day. Enjoy it on weekends, on special occasions, or at the start of a day when you feel like treating yourself.
 
 
ABOUT SPECIALTY COFFEE

Specialty coffee accounts for only about 1% of the world’s best coffees.

The coffees are graded according to a 100-point system created by the Specialty Coffee Association.

Difference Coffee is committing to sourcing the top 1% of that 1%. That’s some pretty rare coffee!

How does a coffee seller get hold of it? Simply outbid everyone else at the wholesale auctions where the coffee beans are sold.

That makes Difference Coffee the highest-paying coffee company in the world, to farmers in the Third World. That delivers the finest coffee to the customer.

The coffee farmers benefit too, often getting paid hundreds of times more than what the average farm would earn for coffee.

While the process begins with sourcing the best beans, the next step is to roast it better than most companies can.

Difference Coffee works with Master Roaster Jonny England, one of only four fully-licensed Coffee Quality Graders in the world and also head judge for the World Barista Championship and World Brewers Cup.

The last leg of the journey is delivering fresher coffee to customers. Lots of beans are roasted every month, placed into capsules and promptly shipped out.
 
 
JOIN THE CLUB

There are a variety of selections, depending on what has been acquired at auction. Currently available are:

 
Check the website for the descriptions of each.

Then, get ready to join the Club!

[1] Difference Coffee is top drawer, including the elegant presentation (all photos © Difference Coffee).

[2] Available coffees vary, based on the finest beans available at auction.

[3] Each delivery is beautifully packaged, including a vellum descriptions of the beans.

[4] Difference Coffee is even more elegant when sipped from a golden cup, which members receive.

[1] Original: cheesy with a kick of cayenne (all photos © Southern Straws).

[2] Don’t want any heat? Go for Mild.

[3] Like lots of heat? Spicy is for you.

[4] Want a nice gift? Go for the Holiday Box.

Cheese straws are a delectable cocktail snack: cheese crackers raised to their most sophisticated form.

They pair perfectly with wine, beer, cocktails and spirits on-the-rocks. Warning: Like potato chips, you can’t stop eating them.

 
CHEESE STRAWS HISTORY

No one can pinpoint the exact origin of cheese straws, but they are credited as a Southern invention.

As the likely tale goes, an inspired cook mixed leftover biscuit dough with some cheese, forming it into long narrow strips that were baked along with the biscuits.

But instead of being served at meals with the biscuits, they were enjoyed as snacks.

Their popularity spread: You can find cheese straws in recipe books, beginning in the 1800s.

The most basic recipe is an easy cheese dough made from flour, grated cheese, a teaspoon of salt and baking powder, cut with a pastry wheel into long, narrow strips (“straws”).

In more recent times, with better cutting apparatuses, they are also made in squares or shorter sticks; and called cheese straws, cheese sticks or cheese crisps.

Cheese straws are usually served at cocktail parties or instead of crackers or bread with soups or salads.

While early recipes are non-specific, simply stating, “cheese,” flavorful Cheddar has become the cheese of choice.

Some producers also make varieties with Parmesan, Romano, Swiss and other cheese varieties.
 
 
SOUTHERN STRAWS CHEESE STRAWS

Southern Straws is a mother-and-son bakery in Georgia, making cheese straw squares with a recipe that is generations-old.

Rather than the old-fashioned long straws, Southern Straws are cut into bite-size square wafer that enable people to just have a bit (or, in our case, empty the whole bowl).

They are made in three flavors:

 
 
GIFTS IN EVERY SIZE

Nicely packaged, there’s a size for every occasion:

Cocktails, anyone? Bring the cheese straws!