Finally, something: The programmable vodka message bottle.

Yes, your personal digitized message will travel around the body of the vodka bottle like a news tickertape.

Medea, a vodka from Holland, is the first spirit to combine 18th-century distillation techniques with 21st century technology (the message strip was invented by a New York-based nanotechnology pioneer).

A programming button on the side of the bottle allows for up to 6 LED messages in either pink or blue, each up to 255 characters (which seems very generous in the age of 140-character tweets).

You can program in anything. How about Happy Anniversary Angelina And Brad, Party On Dudes or I Love You Please Marry Me?

You can congratulate or propose via a
vodka bottle. Photo courtesy Medea Vodka.

Use the store locator to find a bottle near you. Medea vodka also can be purchased online at DrinkUpNY.com.