PRODUCT: Blowfish Hangover Tablets
Blowfish hangover relief. All photography |
Some of us are old enough to remember the Alka-Seltzer jingle: “Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is!” Everyone else can watch the old T.V. commercial online.
As a wee child we wasted many of our grandparents’ Alka-Seltzer tablets, just because we liked to watch them dissolve into bubbly effervescence. Drink them? Yuck! Alka-Seltzer has many variations—Cold & Cough, Extra Strength, Flu, Gold, Heartburn, Lemon Lime, Night, Sinus and so forth. But for some reason, there’s no Hangover version. Now, there’s no need. There’s a new relief aid in town, specifically designed to treat hangovers: Blowfish Hangover Relief. Upon waking from an evening of over-indulging, dissolve two tablets in 10 ounces of water and drink. It tastes like diet lemon Crystal Light. And it works, according to THE NIBBLE’s favorite party animal, our product tester and head of I.T. |
| Blowfish addresses multiple hangover symptoms at once: headache, upset stomach and fatigue. The effervescent delivery system helps to rehydrate and works fast, because the ingredients are already dissolved. A maximum-strength dose of aspirin treats headache symptoms, caffeine (as much as in a cup of coffee) provides a boost and sodium bicarbonate helps to settle the stomach.
Buy it in a 12-tablet box or a box of 50, both foil-wrapped in the two-tablet prescribed portion. Party on! |
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